Episode 94 25th April 2012 The mother and daughter comedy duo are jetlagged, dazed and confused in New Zealand. They discuss the mad Murdoch Family’s input to the Levenson Inquiry, how the world remembers the casualties of war and AA Gill's rhdiculous stance on women on television.
Plus President Assad's wife. (19 mins 06 secs)
Episode 93 18th April 2012 The duo receive a parcel live during the recording. Ashley tells us her plans for her birthday tomorrow and Janey talks about Hotel Indigo Edinburgh’s comedy on the room service menu event. Plus Simon Cowell and the book he is pretending to hate get a ranting and Ashley spits nails about Gary Barlow. (32 mins 01 secs)
Episode 92 12th April 2012 Ashley ends up crying over the news about a boy in a wheelchair who was robbed and Janey admits to being obsessed about Sister Wives a show about polygamy. Plus a debate about hens and cows, Ashley explains the problems of our ever dwindling bandwidth and both of them get silly over podcast questions. (32 mins 51 secs)
Episode 91 4th April 2012 Ashley finally gets back into the podcast, so they discuss Ashley's birthday, Samantha Brick in the Daily Mail, Janey’s obsession that she met an old Nazi. The Edinburgh pandas get some attention and Janey tries to get a sexual story out of her daughter which ends in an argument. (34 mins 23 secs)
Episode 90 28th March 2012 Janey is joined again by her good friend Shirley Doig, They discuss their final week in Boston and the Women in Comedy Festival. Plus mice in their hotel and the rat-like Dominique Strauss-Kahn's treatment of women.
Plus their new favourite TV show "20/20" and the repercussions of racism on the internet. (19 mins 04 secs)
Episode 89 21st March 2012 Live from Boston, USA. Janey is joined by her friend Shirley.
The two Glasgow women discuss the UK budget, domestic abuse from Denis Waterman, the Orlando shooting and Scotland’s independence. (27 mins 18 secs)
Episode 88 14th March 2012 Ashley's past drunken shenanigans and vomiting technique.
Janey gives us an insight into the BBC news psychologist and features a roundup of what she has learned as a comedian. Ashley gives her some advice about finding a man on facebook. (28 mins 41 secs)
Episode 87 7th March 2012 Sectarianism, Twitter abuse and zombie apocalypse scenarios. The low down on Rush Limbaugh.
Janey talks about her fears and panic attacks on the Glasgow subway tube systems and Ashley explains about the fear of having the oven man in her toilet. (37 mins 23 secs)
Episode 86 29th February 2012 The latest row on abortion, sexism and ageism. Worst and weirdest dates.
Weird and wonderful medical mishaps. The death of Davey Jones from The Monkees. Ashley impersonates her parents having sex. (40 mins 13 secs)
Episode 85 22nd February 2012 The horrific situation in Syria and the death of journalist Marie Colvin.
Weird facts about Hitler. Janey gets into a fight with her daughter Ashley about the ownership of the placenta they shared in 1986. (35 mins 44 secs)
Episode 84 15th February 2012 Sexual antics. Sean Penn declares that UK should give up the Falkland Islands.
Horny animal noises. Rangers football club go into administration. And killing active paedophiles in the community. (40 mins 11 secs)
Episode 83 8th February 2012 David Beckham's pants and his wife's frocks plus Ian Paisley's big shouty voice.
Odd facts on the US Superbowl phenomenon. Janey does loud cat noises. Ashley cries about her mum maybe meeting William Shatner. (39 mins 09 secs)
Episode 82 1st February 2012 Scottish Independence, Sir Fred "The Shred". Eamonn Holmes' gaff about prostitution live on TV. The young Tory who dressed up as Maddy McCann. Ashley waxes lyrical about her latest puppy obsession.
A roundup of interesting religious groups. Janey's husband goes for a personality test with Scientologists. (35 mins 15 secs)
Episode 81 24th January 2012 Weird and wonderful Oscar facts.
Janey sings. Beauty tips. And get a chance to read out some podcast questions. Ashley wants to be the face of Poundland (which isn't sexual). (39 mins 13 secs)
Episode 80 19th January 2012 Gary Glitter's supposed appearance on Twitter. The C word. The Janey's birthday gifts. Janey on the Catholic Church refusing a child with Down’s Syndromes Holy Communion.
Ashley farts a few times. Plus Janey’s penchant for dressing Ashley in dungarees as a child. (32 mins 15 secs)
Episode 79 12th January 2012 Janey's bushy hair. Ashley's opinion on breast implants, shoplifting celebrities and broken toe bones.
Memories of funerals past and present. Plus a roundup of Celebrity Big Brother (38 mins 17 secs)
Episode 78 4th January 2012 The Stephen Lawrence trial. A parent's right to cover up a child's murder. Janey's Twitter fight with Michael Winner over Roman Polanski. Glasgow urban legends.
Ashley's fears about how to survive the impending end of the world in 2012. Plus Janey's frustration about her own mother's murder and the lack of justice. (40 mins 06 secs)
Episode 77 29th December 2011 Ashley debates a suicide issue in the news and recalls her experience with a stalker. Janey gives us the rundown of her night performing comedy at Corntonvale Women's prison. And Ashley reveals sexual encounters. (49 mins 27 secs)
Episode 76 21st December 2011 The Krankies' penchant for swinging; Ashley's appearance on BBC 3; Janey's visit to Easterhouse; Christmas songs. Plus a rant about foreign aid and poverty and Ashley is horrified at her mother's lack of passion over racism in football. Merry Christmas. (43 mins 31 secs)
Episode 75 14th December 2011 A man who threw another man off a train. Plus Ashley's late uncle from the Isle of Rothesay and his recent death. Some fun weird facts; podcast questions from Facebook and Twitter; and Ashley sings her self-penned song "My Nips are like bullets". (44 mins 40 secs)
Episode 74 7th December 2011 A rant about the pandas at Edinburgh Zoo. Janey's money-saving tips for Edinburgh Council. The sudden passing of Socrates, the world’s greatest mid-fielder. Plus feminism, how two charity groups tried to bully Janey, Ashley on her best friend Vickie’s two odd dogs and Christmas carols. (31 mins 23 secs
Episode 73 30th November 2011 Strikes in the UK, dodgy journalists and the viral video of the racist rant. A possible conflict in Iran, George Michael, the latest Muppet character and hunger in children. Podcast questions are answered and the TV show Deadliest Catch is fully explored. (38 mins 05 secs)
Episode 72 23rd November 2011 The Leveson Inquiry on press intrusion, Fatima Whitbread on I'm a Celebrity and the TV phenomenon Mrs Brown's Boys. Plus a rapey ghost, an ashamed burglar and a satanic date gone wrong.
The Bold Alec does Mills and Boon, Salam Rushdie gets a lambasting and Janey gives us an insight to her performance at the recent Children in Need.. (44 mins 19 secs)
Episode 71 16th November 2011 With Janey working in London, she is replaced by middle class candle stick heiress Victoria Barnet. She and Ashley chat about a Russian body snatcher, American hip hop dancing sleeper agents and whether or not they would grow extra limbs for each other.
Janey takes quite a slagging, her toilet troubles get discussed as does her foray into moustache growing. (42 mins 48 secs)
Episode 70 9th November 2011 Sexy talk, Terence the Man Pillow and what single white women with a degree should avoid. Janey gives us a Bold Alec blast. The duo discusses the future of a relationship for Ashley and what qualities that man might have. Plus Occupy Glasgow, Frankie Cocozza and I’m a Celebrity. (44 mins 04 secs)
Episode 69 3rd November 2011 Justin Beiber’s baby, Liz Jones of the Daily Mail’s sperm stealing and JJ Abrams' version of Star Trek.
Ashley rants about the Star Trek franchise and Janey gives us all a blast of The Bold Alec. Plus Ashley on her secret love of Terence and why he is slowly dying in her bed. (43 mins 10 secs)
Episode 68 26th October 2011 A comedy re- enactment of Brief Encounter, a man who had sex with a donkey and the outrage at Gadaffi’s very public death. Plus the sexual assault at Occupy Glasgow, the Bold Alec does a rap and Ashley remembers something she has been struggling to recall all week. (43 mins 19 secs)
Episode 67 19th October 2011 Ricky Gervais and his controversial use of a word.
Ashley explains the delights of the new TV show Educating Essex and Janey talks about the Occupy movement currently sweeping cities across the globe. Plus Ashley and her tales of queer, scary dreams.. (41 mins 09 secs)
Episode 66 12th October 2011 The latest political quagmire surrounding Liam Fox's extensive lies. Ashley goes hell for leather on Matt Cardle, Gary Linekar and his glamorous wife. Janey tells us how Noel Gallagher makes sense for a change. The ongoing Michael Jackson trial in the US and tribute show in Cardiff. And Janey talks about her new found fame at Blackpool’s comedy carpet. (44 mins 39 secs)
Episode 65 5th October 2011 Johnny Depp’s ‘Rape’ comments. Jodie Marsh’s body building and Ashton Kutcher’s shenanigans. The Bold Alec makes a quick appearance. Ashalina our American cousin gives us a roundup of the TV pilots in this season's US schedule. Snoop Dog and his Welsh gardening video make for good chat and Ashley admits to dressing up for men in space wear. (42 mins 28 secs)
Episode 64 28th September 2011 Ashley and Janey try their hand at a ‘panel show’ themed podcast, but Janey cannot do the musical intro game no matter how hard she tries whilst Ashley is an expert. The Bold Alec makes a brief appearance; Frank Skinner gets a battering from Ashley; Polanski, Michael Jackson and the other convicted paedophile Chris Langham get a lashing from Janey. And we discover that singing like cats isn’t really a talent. (42 mins 20 secs)
Episode 63 21st September 2011 Ashley’s illness - she has tonsillitis and can hardly speak. The ongoing controversy of special needs woman Ceri Reese on last week’s X Factor in the UK. Kids doing cage fighting. The Burkha ban in France. Janey tells stories from her childhood and talks about the Roma homeless in central Glasgow. Plus Dublin is the city of the week. (32 mins 14 secs)
Episode 62 14th September 2011 The power of the police, the persistence of Ashley’s kissing habits and Janey’s lack of mothering skills. Ashley opens up the subject of bush trimming and Janey creates a new fashion for curly pubes. Plus Janey questions Victoria Beckham’s ability to carry her own child in platform shoes. And Ashley has a truly bizarre tale of revenge from Russia. (47 mins 32 secs)
Episode 61 7th September 2011 The Twin Tower attacks on 9/11 in New York. Janey gets caught topless at the window at 3am. Ashley lets us into her weird world of strange websites and vagina cramps. Janey discovers she can make her breast into the shape of a famous man’s face. And there is some nominal name-dropping. (49 mins 48 secs)
Episode 60 31st August 2011 The grief tourism of Wotton Bassett and the real issues behind the war, creepy real life facts of strange couples and Janey name drops Bill Murray and Meryl Streep. The comedy duo discuss Celeb Big Brother and the validity of vacuous famous people with no talent. Ashley tells the horrific story of a child who gets turned into a yam and then there is the tale of the multi genitaled couple. (45 mins 56 secs)
Episode 59 24th August 2011 While the mother is away, the daughter can play. While Janey performs at the Soho theatre in London, Ashley introduces two of her best friends, Victoria and Bobby, and what ensues is probably one of the most disgusting moments in this podcast’s history. Victoria gives Ashley some bizarre news. They discuss the finer points of dog ownership and the girls decide to embarrass Ashley by outing a possible love interest. (33 mins 04 secs)
Episode 58 17th August 2011 Janey name-drops Dappy, Steve O and Brad Pitt; and rants about her favourite comedy gig The Set List show at the Edinburgh Fringe. Ashley tells us about a medical drama and her footballer of the week. Then we have shark attacks, Ashley’s Alchemy EH1 show and synthetic vaginas. (44 mins 48 secs)
Episode 57 10th August 2011 The English riots, why Scotland is riot free and why the UK government has failed its own people. Plus the Edinburgh Fringe experience, Ashley's secret sexual boyfriend and the TV show Dallas. And Janey demands that the weather system is explained to her while Ashley makes an impassioned plea not to explain the connection to American comedian Tom Green. (41 mins 51 secs)
Episode 56 3rd August 2011 The Ice Cream Wars, the Edinburgh Fringe and Janey’s propensity totalking about bowel disasters. Ashley delves into the ridiculous world of Take a Break magazine and the psychic pony which makes predictions. Plus angels and ghosts that do international travel and avisual description of her Janey’s nipples. (46 mins 47 secs)
Episode 55 27th July 2011 Cancelled TV comedy shows, the state of the nation, the appreciation of London's mayor Boris Johnson and the stupidity of Glen Beck; the recent atrocities in Norway, terror attacks in general, Ed Miliband’s nose job and Janey's recent press junket to Sky 1’s forthcoming comedy releases. Plus Ashley slags off a few comics and makes Janey clench. (40 mins 53 secs)
Episode 54 20th July 2011 The jetlagged duo discuss Rupert Murdoch’s wife and the cream pie incident at Parliament. Ashley gives a rundown of the return journey from Vancouver and the horrific turbulence that scared them both. Janey and Ashley rant about aero dynamic cyclists and their need for suction tight Lycra. They both round the podcast off by chatting about Janey turning into an angry freak as she slowly shakes off the hippy vibe of Salt Spring Island. (33 mins 50 secs)
Episode 53 13th July 2011 Down and dirty about the inner gossip of Salt Spring Island, Canada, where they are still on holiday. Janey wishes her dad a happy birthday.The story of the Fonz and the sexy farmers; the Salt Spring open mic night; the ongoing News International scandal; Ashley bitches about cheese; and Janey lets the family dogs in who proceed to fight as the recording goes on. (34 mins 22 secs)
Episode 52 6th July 2011 The dynamic duo celebrate the first birthday of their podcasting career, from Salt Spring Island in British Columbia, Canada. They discuss the downfall of the News of the World newspaper, talk hippy and explain the transport system of the small island. Ashley got the lowdown on the village within seconds of arriving but Janey fell down some stairs and a man touched Ashley’s nipple on the flight. (30 mins 52 secs)
Episode 51 29th June 2011 Glastonbury performances, the plight of the British ballet scene and plagiarism. Janey brings porn to the table and Ashley seems well versed on the subject which surprises her mother. Ashley gives us a full round-up of the 1962 classic film That Touch of Mink which has an amazing plotline worth investigating and Janey talks about the Fast Romance film premiere she attended. Plus Scots tennis star Andy Murray. (49 mins 6 secs)
Episode 50 22nd June 2011 In the big 50th episode, Jackass’s Ryan Dunn’s death, George Clooney’s single status and Janey’s appearance on The Big Question on BBC TV. Scots comic Kevin Bridges makes a rare appearance, as does internet hit sensation The Wee Man. Ashley reveals her plans for Edinburgh Fringe, Janey gives her Fringe show picks. Plus the excitement of having over 100,000 podcast listeners weekly. (46 mins 37 secs)
Episode 49 15th June 2011 Janey and Ashley discuss Philosophy in comedy, pavement cyclists, the East Enders gay scandal and gay imagery on television. Janey meanwhile gets the whole debate about Blacksploitation totally upside down and they both tell ghost stories about their past. (52 mins 54 secs)
Episode 48 8th June 2011 The sexual dances of Nicole from Pussy Cat Dolls. Gay rape on Hollyoaks. The death of Zippy from Rainbow. Plus the BBC programme Poor Kids, Janey spits venom about fascist comments, Al Murray does the celebrity question, Sapphire and Brimstone get a new episode idea and Cheryl Cole’s concept album is sung at full pelt. (44 mins 53 secs)
Episode 47 1st June 2011 Recorded in a famous Soho haunt in London, Janey and Ashley discuss Cheryl Cole's inability to keep a job or a man, the literacy of the nation and their angst about Twitter gurus. Janey explains how she ruined Glastonbury for a few people, Colleen Rooney gets a slagging for her online shenanigans. and Ashley comes up with a new sitcom idea live on air. (33 mins 20 secs)
Episode 46 25th May 2011 The ladies discuss the Olympic flame, the murder of a child Hollywood star, Obama's UK tour and Ashley's murder stories! We find out Christian Bale is going to Glasgow and Ashley discusses her plans to goad him into a fight. They talk about the effect of new laws surrounding sectarianism in Scotland and Ashley talks about Ryan Giggs and the super injunctions. (49 mins 04 secs)
Episode 45 18th May 2011 The fortunes of Blackpool Football Club and horrific comments about child sex abuse. The story of the Dennistoun shootings at the Glasgow Fair of 1990 with Wild Bill Hickok and Ashley does a Wayne Rooney. Janey talks about her night in the emergency room, the music to be played at her funeral and what music will be played. (40 mins 28 secs)
Episode 44 11th May 2011 How Kate McCann paid off her mortgage and superinjunctions, Janey on sex with George Clooney. Ashley on having a loud pee in a strange toilet and impersonating the noises of her parents having sex. The joys of weatherman Tomaz Shafernaker and Little Rock Arkansas gets this week's town shout out. (41 mins 38 secs)
Episode 43 5th May 2011 Osama Bin Laden's final days and how he gave rabbits to small children. The royal wedding focussing in Philip Treacy's daring hat designs. Janey talks about her recent Great Scots nomination and Ashley talks about her brush with disaster at a night club with a broken sign. All this plus Janey's recent run-ins with extremist religious groups. (34 mins 49 secs)
Episode 42 27th April 2011 The much anticipated nuptials of Adam and Jane from the BT ad, Janey's haircuts as a child plus “super” injunctions, Ashley wonders what aliens would say if they heard the Carpenters and gets her Howards mixed up and Janey tells all about her recent experience with time travel. Also tales of forgotten murders, Ashley's bad boob and news of Donnie Wahlberg. (47 mins 41 secs)
Episode 41 20th April 2011 Mum and daughter celebrate Ashley's 25th birthday, Janey fixates on the future royal bride's eye liner plus recent tourist murders in Florida, Janey gets mistook for a prostitute and Ashley wonders how old is too old to be a hooker. Plus Snoop Dogg music and Janey talks about role playing with her Aspergic husband. (35 mins 31 secs)
Episode 40 13th April 2011 The royal wedding and Hugh Grant's foray into investigative journalism. Kate Moss gets a slagging as does Cheryl Cole. The day spent at an Irn Bru party; plus tales of a Lesbian Greek hip hop dance instructor and her fish hat making companion. (46 mins 17 secs)
Episode 39 6th April 2011 Stories of Peaches Geldof, Liam Gallagher and Virgin School. Janey bemoans the fact that some NZ theatre group has ripped off a parody show she loved, with seemingly no consequences. Plus Ashley does her favourite rendition of Cheryl Cole and makes Janey snort with laughter; and belittling Charlie Sheen gets justified. (46 mins 07 secs)
Episode 38 16th March 2011 Arts funding, Scottish Opera, Scottish Ballet and why Ashley believes the Russians should just take over. Granddad Currie's mad comments and the Royal Wedding get a mention. The Bold Alec gets a mention and Andrew Lloyd Webber takes a verbal beating. All this plus a topless host! (51 mins 36 secs)
Episode 37 16th March 2011 Janey becomes repeatedly nostalgic while Ashley worries that her mother has gone mad. They discuss the new government Budget and what love really means, then consider the works of great explorers like Lewis, Clark and Columbus. They remember Liz Taylor and Jade Goody and ponder what it really takes to be a Charlie Sheen goddess. They then discuss the film Good Dick. All this plus an abundance of innuendo. (38 mins 47 secs)
Episode 36 16th March 2011 The mother and daughter team bid a fond farewell to Adelaide, Janey talks about children dying and Ashley accidentally drops a bomb. They send their condolences to the people of Japan and chastise 50 cent for his less than sensitive reaction to the earthquake and tsunami. Janey rants about Roman Polanski, drug addiction and prostitution, while Ashley just tries not to swear too much or touch her mother inappropriately. (27 mins 12 secs)
Episode 35 9th March 2011 From Adelaide, the sci-fi convention Ashley attended where wrestling seemed to be a theme plus Ashley's latest exploits with men and vomiting, Janey discovers that, while one hand clapping makes little noise, two tits make plenty. Plus Janey and Ashley have an enlightening chat with Nacho Regal, the Australian penis bender who's also a love guru. (33 mins 40 secs)
Episode 34 2nd March 2011 From Adelaide, Ashley's latest male conquest and her brief but spectacular encounter with Michael Buble. Janey tells how a candy frightened the life out of her and her relief at stopping smoking while Ashley yet again lets rip on the themed and circus citizens of Adelaide. They mock the locals and their sorrow at the perceived lack of sunshine and express fear over the recent plague of locusts. (32 mins 32 secs)
Episode 33 23rd February 2011 From Australia, Janey and Ashley talk about scary cat monkeys, insane bugs, the mayor of Adelaide and the odd dressing folk who are working at the Comedy Festival. Ashley has a slightly tipsy rant about people who theme dress and they talk about the rife teen alcohol problem in Adelaide. Plus the sexy singing shanty sea men finally get to meet Ashley. (29 mins 45 secs)
Episode 32 16th February 2011 Janey and Ashley broadcast directly from Adelaide in Australia in front of a live pub audience, Janey tells a group of strangers that Ashley hasn't had a boyfriend while Ashley tells all about Janey's bowel problems, couch defecation and stopover in Singapore where a foolish man tried to steal their bag. (20 mins 11 secs)
Episode 31 9th February 2011 The horrors of Valentine's Day, Janey's upcoming tour of Australia, Ashley's obsession with New Kids on The Block... Janey is happy as a crossword question in the Daily Record newspaper. Plus Heston Blumenthal, Ashley's breasts, Twitter and Janey reveals what really happened to the family after the ending of her autobiography in 1994. (42 mins 33 secs)
Episode 30 2nd February 2011 Janey's daughter Ashley takes over the podcast in her mum's absence, tells us all about Mel Gibson's “reasons” for being anti-Jewish, worries about her mother's new role as the 'face' of BBC Radio 4's comedy podcast, tells us about her father's violent taste in library books and "100 Bullets". Plus she discusses (with herself) the pros and cons of civil revolution in Egypt and Australia's meteorological attack. (29 mins 1 secs)
Episode 29 26th January 2011 Janey and Ashley on the Sky TV/Andy Gray sexism scandal, Tommy Sheridan's 3-year prison sentence and their attitude to comedy. Ashley has a rant about how she feels being the daughter of a comedian and Janey spills the beans about nasty comics... and Rob Brydon provides this week's celebrity question. (48 mins 56 secs)
Episode 28 19th January 2011 Janey's 50th birthday plans and her curry night. Ashley's rundown of the Golden Globes and her inability to have a decent birthday party. Janey talks about My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding and her horror at the sub culture of marrying young girls off to caravan dwellers. And the dynamic duo's plans for Adelaide and the Good Godley! chalk publicity campaign in Adelaide. (47 mins 36 secs)
Episode 27 12th January 2011 Janey and Ashley discuss Ashley's day with Dave Courtney and London gangsters on the Killer Bitch film set. Janey talks about why she looks like a hazelnut and her plans for her late brother's ashes. The Australian floods get a short mention, wandering Glasgow dogs get in on the act and the mum and daughter have a rant about Sarah Palin, discuss the loveable side of the IRA and get into a debate about the Americans use of the word 'bomb'. (46 mins 48 secs)
Episode 26 5th January 2011 Janey and Ashley pay tribute to Janey's brother Mij who died on New Year's Eve: emotional storytelling, tears, laughter and hilarity ensue. The pair of then do a mock musical tribute to the late Scottish singer Gerry Rafferty and his famous song Baker Street, debate the situation of female comics in the UK and US. Then Michael Buble, Jake Gyllenhall, The Kardashians and Sienna Miller all get battered with the gossip stick and the ceiling picture competition draws to a close with a worthy winner. (49 mins 53 secs)
Episode 25 29th December 2010 Janey and Ashley question Cheryl Cole's popularity and ask why Tiger Woods shouldn't have lots of sex. Plus Ashley gives her rundown on the World Cup including her favourite players, games and incidents; Janey talks about a certain Mr Sheen; and they review 2010 with their highs and lows of films, TV and music. (44 mins 10 secs)
Episode 24 22nd December 2010 Victoria Beckham's £9,000 handbag, Obama and his Don't Ask Don't Tell repeal and Ashley's scuppered Christmas plans. Plus Janey chats about her dad in hospital and discusses the pros and cons of swinging while Ashley moans about footballers again and wonders if homophobia will be stamped out in Premier League football. (44 mins 04 secs)
Episode 23 15th December 2010 Janey has a rant about Liz Hurley and her latest sexual conquest; daughter Ashley reveals her weird jelly dreams... Janey rambles on about the Irwin Family in Australia; and Ashley explains why her generation was let down by 90s movies. Plus the truth about getting vibrated in a department store. (48 mins 20 secs)
Episode 22 8th December 2010 Janey inadvertently outs a pop star. Plus Wikileaks, Trudi the disabled Yorkshire housewife, a John Lennon death celebration, rapist Roman Polanski, meeting George Best, lusting after Jackie Charlton, a dead Romanian, glittery genitalia, singing Cher live, a competition to win daughter Ashley's bra and much more. (44 mins 12 secs)
Episode 21 1st December 2010 How X-Factor contestants are drongos, Janey's fat lip, how the snow is affecting the UK, Ashley tells us all about a new book she's discovered and explains why she hates it so much plus special guests Wayne Rooney and Gazza make an appearance and tell all about their new hobby. (40 mins 32 secs)
Episode 20 24th November 2010 Janey's night with McFly, how Gillian McKeith has let down Scotland on I'm a Celebrity, tales of riding dogs, Ashley hunting Harry, Jackass the Movie in 3D, Janey's poverty menu and Ashley's awful antibiotics... plus Ashley's weird decision to attend the Royal Wedding dressed as Diana. (40 mins 45 secs)
Episode 19 17th November 2010 The Royal engagement, dead Diana and the Queen's cyborg, a bride with a bomb, why Ewan McGregor is blacklisted, X Factor gossip, plus Lady Gaga dressed as a lobster, I'm a Celebrity and Janey's bowel movements. (42 mins 44 secs)
Episode 18 10th November 2010 Janey and Ashley get the giggles about their drunken antics, rapper 50 Cent's relationship with Janey, student riots in London, Ashley's poignant return to her birthplace and Janey talks about the BBC Radio 3 Free Thinking festival she took part in…. plus positive proof of time travel and Ashley's ongoing boyfriend problems. (43 mins 39 secs
Episode 17 3rd November 2010 Time travel, bullying, heroin, alcohol, racism, why Obama is getting whiter, how Janey and Ashley are both coping without cigarettes, why Janey had fringed ankles in a dream and an encounter with three Alsatians in an opticians office. (44 mins 34 secs)
Episode 16 27th October 2010 Janey and daughter Ashley reveal why Janey's husband will kick Ewan McGregor and discuss Wayne Rooney's cancelled birthday bash, Moslem businesswomen, the Royal Family and getting sweaty with hot men. (44 mins 7 secs)
Episode 15 20th October 2010 Janey and daughter Ashley ask why famous people die when Ashley bakes and where her love of Star Trek comes from. They discuss current affairs (that's a pun), why Janey gave birth to Ashley and the misuse of the word "gay". (49 mins 20 secs)
Episode 14 13th October 2010 Hot trapped Chilean miners, the Curry King, laughing at funerals, drunk Glaswegians, Star Trek, Donny Osmond and talking to Jesus when he returns.Plus what lies lurking under Ashley's bed. (45 mins 10 secs)
Episode 13 6th October 2010 The Conservative Party Conference, online murder, Gordon Brown v Rambo, how much bush is too much bush, what animals can be crossbred, 16th century architecture, inappropriate things said on stage, pot bellied pigs as pets and the Bolivian leader's bad temper. (34 mins 09 secs)
Episode 12 29th September 2010 Catholic priests having sex, why Scientology was intended to be a joke PLUS Janey reads an excerpt from her autobiography and Ashley is attacked by a lion. (26 mins 33 secs)
Episode 11 22nd September 2010 Janey pees herself over Donny Osmond and argues with daughter Ashley over a dirty toilet, gay GIs, a £300 midget for hire, a date with a one-legged man and Ashley's dream inside a steaming udder. (29 mins 41 secs)
Episode 10 16th September 2010 British troops in Afghanistan, non-help for heroes, Uncle Jim's belief he is Brian Ferry and the Pope's visit to Glasgow. (29 mins 30 secs)
Episode 9 8th September 2010 Janey and daughter Ashley discuss meeting Dizzee Rascal and Martin Scorsese; singing with Noel Gallagher; begging in the streets of Soho; and a chihuahua dressed as a dragon. (28 mins 29 secs)
Episode 8 1st September 2010 Homosexual politicians, how alcoholism may have started a war, infertility, Bo Burnham, live sex shows and Terry Pratchett. (26 mins 47 secs)
Episode 7 18th August 2010 The last week of the Edinburgh Fringe, the rising tension between mother and daughter, food, love, the Bible and Hitler in heaven. (23 mins 24 secs)
Episode 6 18th August 2010 Dogs trained to shop-lift, a hammerhead shark, a small cross-dresser, George Clooney and bongo-playing hippies. (23 mins 2 secs)
Episode 5 11th August 2010 Janey's pregnancy, the karaoke teddy bear version of Macbeth, the sexy fishermen, the shopping dog, an angry chair-throwing blonde and the decline of the Edinburgh Fringe. (22 mins 11 secs)
Episode 4 4th August 2010 The opening day of the Edinburgh Fringe, Jesus versus a man in a top hat, fishermen versus jugglers... and Ashley meets a Podcast fan. (23 mins 59 secs)
Episode 3 28th July 2010 Post-feminism in Star Trek, Ashley's clear and present sexual tension, how paedophiles have ruined football, Janey's dance routines and the ongoing saga of Janey's boil. (37 mins 28 secs)
Episode 2 21st July 2010 Moslem burkas, death, why all comedians are children and having gangster parents. (32 mins 16 secs)
Episode 1 15th July 2010 Janey and daughter Ashley attack Twitter, Monty Python, Tom Jones and try to snare Ashley a farmer. (24 mins 8 secs)
